At Work Listening to 98.1 Kiss Fm

‘I can’t wait (I can’t wait) ‘till you call me on the telephone
I can’t wait till my love walked through the door’
Win tickets to the Valentines Bash by listening in during lunch on Kiss FM.

If the purchase is over $5,000,
Keep it,
If it’s a computer purchase,
Keep it,
But just to make sure, don’t keep the purchase summary okay?

‘Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western male
Across the north and south, to Key Largo, love for sale.’
It’s the biggest party on the radio, ‘stayin alive, stayin alive,’
You’re listening to Kiss Fm.

I stare at purchase number 50987-13474
A Compaq printer was bought on 3/4/2001
I go through stacks of paper with ease and
Carelessness, telling myself,
“If only I was a curator at the MOMA!”
But for now, listening to Kiss Fm, the bay’s old school.